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Absolutely Not has produced 398 episodes. 209 of those episodes have been sponsored by 150 companies. We last recorded an episode on Jul 8, 2026.
Latest Episodes
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Heavy Flow in Portofino
Jul 8, 2026On this episode, Heather is back from Europe and shares the highs, lows, and heavy flows of her anniversary vacation including the story of finally securing The Bag in Paris. She explains why sometimes you just have to do it for the plot and how a decade of dressing as Pitbull led to a surreal full-circle moment.Episode Sponsors:Make your summer wardrobe feel easier. Go to Quince.com/absolutely for free shipping on your order and 365-day returns. Now available in Canada, too. Head to...
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Memories with James Abrahart
Jul 1, 2026On this episode, Heather is in LA and brings one of her oldest friends from childhood, James Abrahart to the pod. JHart is an award winning music producer, singer and reality star. Their lore starts in James’ parents basement where they used to create rap albums and eat way too many Pubsubs. They chat about their wild childhood neighbors of Whitney Houston and T-Boz, as well as them being the first “Lonely Island”. His new single, Memories, is out now.Episode Sponsors:Visit www.vivrelle.com...
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Replay: No Passport, No Problem
Jun 26, 2026On this replay episode from June 15, 2022 she is getting ready for her wedding in Italy, and fast forward to 2026 her and Jeff are on their way to Florence for their anniversary. You’ll hear Heather have a mental breakdown from the complete shitshow that has been her wedding prep. You’ll see that she has turned into one of THOSE brides and is ready to tell everyone to fuck off all while losing brain cells in her sauna bag in the basement. Not much has changed!Episode Sponsors:Join the...
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American Tourist
Jun 24, 2026On this episode, Heather is coming to you all live from a fabulous hotel in Florence, Italy where she and Jeff are celebrating their wedding anniversary. She starts off the pod chatting about her big move without one very important person- Robin. Heather chats about how Off Campus has changed her brain chemistry. She brings us up to speed about her first days of travel to Italy and how American tourists can achieve il dolce far niente. Episode Sponsors:Go to Quince.com/absolutely for free...
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Listen Now: The Dating Debrief
Jun 19, 2026The Dating Debrief is the dating podcast about what happens after the date. Hosted by former Bachelor star Rachel Recchia, each season follows one single woman as she goes on 13 first dates in search of something real. But instead of hearing the dates themselves, you get the part everyone actually cares about: the post-date debrief. After every date, she sits down with Rachel to spill everything—the sparks, the red flags, the awkward moments, and the texts that never came. Along the way, a...
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Di-ancé with Rosebud Baker
Jun 17, 2026On this episode, Heather welcomes Rosebud Baker back to the podcast. Rosebud has been busy since the last cruise. She now has a 2 year old daughter, is getting divorced and even had time to write a book! Fully Baked is a memoir that tackles family tragedy, motherhood, addiction all with honesty and humor. She also chats about her time and her departure from SNL.Episode Sponsors:For a limited time, Nutrafol is offering our listeners $10 off your first month’s subscription and free shipping...
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Have What It Takes with Sharon McMahon
Jun 12, 2026On this bonus episode, Heather continues her conversation with Sharon McMahon, covering a hypothetical run for office, a special tribute in Heather's act, and the story behind the “I Love Sharon McMahon” billboards. Episode Sponsors: Give your skin the affordable, luxurious glow up it deserves. Go to Naturium.com/ABSOLUTELY for 10% off your first purchase today. Shop at Sephora or get 10% off your first purchase at k18hair.com with code HEATHER. This year, give Dad a gift that...
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WTF Government with Sharon McMahon
Jun 10, 2026On this episode, Heather welcomes America’s government teacher, Sharon McMahon. They chat about their shared last name, lake life in Minnesota, and of course WTF is going on with our country and government. Sharon breaks Heather’s questions down in a way that anyone with extreme ADHD can understand. Episode Sponsors: Visit www.vivrelle.com and use code ABSOLUTELY for your first month free. Support your gut health and overall performance with Momentous’ Fiber+ and get up to 35%...
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Know The Assignment
Jun 3, 2026On this episode, Heather is back in ATL after shooting her 3rd special in Knoxville, TN. She chats about the crazy audience members, going through a McDonalds drive-thru, how she was booking a vacation while she should’ve been concentrating on her special. It’s been a long weekend, and the next few days she will be kicking her heels up. She takes on some of the most unhinged voicemails to date and is beginning to think her hotline number is definitely in a Pilot gas station bathroom...
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Tour Trials & Tribulations with Andrew Collin, Raymond Padilla and Christina Tompkins
May 27, 2026On this episode, Heather brings the road dogs to the studio to give us all an in-depth recap of tour life. Andrew, Raymond, Christina and Heather reminisce about their favorite cities, toughest shows, the origin of Texas Tony and someone's reliance on Recticare. Episode Sponsors: Refresh your everyday with luxury you'll actually use. Head to Quince.com/absolutely for free shipping on your order and 365-day returns. Get 15% off Branch Basics with the code ABSOLUTELY at...
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