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Absolutely Not has produced 416 episodes. 227 of those episodes have been sponsored by 160 companies. We last recorded an episode on Oct 9, 2026.
Latest Episodes
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Bonus: Call Nancy Grace, Not Me!
Oct 9, 2026On this bonus episode, Heather is excited to share extra Absolutely Not’s that people from her Atlanta show wrote in. She tackles people's critiques about the new pod refresh and reminds everyone that she is not a crime junkie.Episode Sponsors:Hill House Home — Visit hillhousehome.com and use code ABSOLUTELYNOT at checkout.Cozy Earth — Head to cozyearth.com and let them know you heard about them on Absolutely Not.Naturium — Give your skin the affordable, luxurious glow up it deserves. Go to...
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Think 8 Steps Ahead
Oct 7, 2026On this episode, Heather welcomes everyone to the new studio! It’s a fresh start, but we are still fired up. She chats about her upcoming shows, the Plague and of course, Gypsy Rose. We hear voicemails about women's hotel room safety, a girl who goes on an audition, and on that asks the questions: how did millennials used to pick up on trends without social media? Episode Sponsors:Zales — Find your next favorite piece at zales.com, or at a Zales store near you.Squarespace — Head to...
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Body by Butter with Cortney LaCorte
Sep 30, 2026On this episode, Heather welcomes Cortney LaCorte, the original Cheese Gal, from Nashville. Her first cook book, Oversharing, is now a NY Times best selling cookbook. They chat about their love of martinis, umami flavors and a death row meal. You will definitely get hungry listening to this. They take voicemails from people who hate a boring party, people who bring extra guests and their thoughts on a potluck. Episode Sponsors:Cash App — Download Cash App today and make your money work for...
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Ole Miss By A Million
Sep 23, 2026On this episode, Heather is back after a weekend in Mississippi and fighting for her life with her weekly sinus infection. She chats about ladies in the Delta, the Ole Miss Game as well as saying goodbye to the office studio. We have cruise updates and how she is ramping up for her special press tour. She has callers with chatty masseuses, nail issues, as well as some single guy friends who are coming on the cruise.Episode Sponsors:Find the fall pieces you’ll reach for most at Quince....
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Return of Baby Angel: Connor Wood
Sep 18, 2026On this replay episode from March 2024, Heather welcomes Conor Wood to Absolutely Not and gives him some sage advice before he sets out on his first tour. Now a few years later, he has grown from Fibula to Dancing with the Stars. Episode Sponsors:Join Thrive Market today during their 25% off Healthy Reset Sale now through September 19th! PLUS get $30 off your first 2 orders when you use my link ThriveMarket.com/absolutely. These offers stack so sign up before the sale ends.Visit...
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Quiet on the Creek with Justin Sylvester
Sep 16, 2026On this episode, Heather welcomes Justin Slyvester to the pod post Emmys! After doing it up all night at the after parties, they kiki about how he got his start as a “lady-sitter” at crazy southern weddings, his cross-country move to be Kyle Richards assistant, and how they were both up for the co-hosting job at the Today Show. They get to your voicemails and chat about their love of taking fabulous vacations with rich white ladies.Episode Sponsors:Visit WACOAL.com and use code ABSOLUTELY at...
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Honey Deuce Diva
Sep 9, 2026On this episode, Heather is coming to you from the NYC studio fresh off some press interviews for her new special. She chats about her amazing day at the US Open as well as getting into fights with boomers. She takes voicemails about boys at the gym, Facebook marketplace finds and is left with a very serious question, Where Is Megan?!Episode Sponsors:Find the fall pieces you’ll reach for most at Quince. Download the Quince app for app-exclusive offers, or go to Quince.com/absolutely. Get...
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Caucasian Chicken Salad
Sep 2, 2026On this episode, Heather is panicked after the passing of Dolly Parton and Tim Curry and is worried about who will be next. She is buying deep freezers, life straws and searching for sustainable beef. She takes voicemails from people wondering what we can eat, being a type B person, and a newlywed with some questions. We get a final voicemail that brings Heather to realization that we all need to stop bitching.Episode Sponsors:Go to ButcherBox.com/absolutely to get $20 off your first box,...
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Rewind: We Know What She Did Last Summer with Jennifer Love Hewitt
Aug 28, 2026On this episode from July 3rd, 2019 Heather sits down with Jeff’s biggest crush of all time, Jennifer Love Hewitt. They discuss how she went from Kids Incorporated to a top Hollywood producer and all around bad bitch. They talk about love, grief, family and laugh through the pain of Hollywood.Episode Sponsors:Visit WACOAL.com and use code ABSOLUTELY at checkout for 10% off your first purchase. Offer valid for new customers only. Limit one code per customer.Goodwipes wants your booty to have...
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Where’s the Beef with Logan Crosby
Aug 26, 2026On this episode, Heather is joined by one of her favorites, Logan Crosby. Logan will be joining us on the cruise again this year, but he also has his own new music that he is super excited about. While celebrating almost one year sober, Logan talks about how life has changed since the last time on the pod. They chat about the Clermont Lounge, senior pranks as well as the controversial Callaway golf ad. Episode Sponsors:Upgrade your everyday. Download the Quince app for app-exclusive offers,...
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